Ep. 5 of ASS. I’m happiest with the editing of this one so far considering I turned it around in a day.
Oh Yes, from 30 Rock…
“Let me tell you about twenty year-olds my friend, half of them are sixteen.” - Dennis
“My mom tried to send me to Vietnam to make a man out of me, I was twelve.” - Jack
Watching the series Twin Peaks by Mark Frost & David Lynch for the first time on Netflix. The music disturbs me.
Adult Swim is giving away free music. Part of their Singles Program. A new single every week for like ten weeks or something. Go to their page to download and learn.
This song is first up:
Ford & Lopatin
Too Much MIDI
(Please Forgive Me)
Where do you give your money?
Issac: “I used to give my money to the democratic party.”
Dan: “Not anymore?”
Issac: “Well. You get your heart broken enough times you learn your lesson.”
From Sports Night by Aaron Sorkin.
I want to live by Mr. Sheen’s manifesto.
Television Writing Fellowships
The Nickelodeon fellowship deadline was yesterday, but there are others. Here’s the list for any other would be writers.
“Oh! I just love babies. Their creepy little hands and the way they crawl fast. Like a rat monster.” - From 30 Rock
We’re gonna use a little reality television magic. We call it “staging it” or… lying.
— From some genius at 30 Rock.
