Oh Yes, from 30 Rock…

"Let me tell you about twenty year-olds my friend, half of them are sixteen." - Dennis

"My mom tried to send me to Vietnam to make a man out of me, I was twelve." - Jack

"Oh! I just love babies. Their creepy little hands and the way they crawl fast. Like a rat monster." - From 30 Rock

"Oh! I just love babies. Their creepy little hands and the way they crawl fast. Like a rat monster." - From 30 Rock

We’re gonna use a little reality television magic. We call it “staging it” or… lying.

— From some genius at 30 Rock.

Do you have any meth… or meth?

— 30 Rock

Letting moral get in the way of money. I might as well be a… teacher.

— Alec Baldwin’s character Jack from 30 Rock